The guys are sitting around the apartment watching TV (again). “Godzilla vs. Mothra” is playing.
nelson
So what you are saying, is that no matter how strong he is, or how much fire he can breathe, Godzilla could never defeat King Kong. That’s a bunch of bullshit.
cash
No, seriously. Listen. It makes perfect sense. What is Godzilla’s number one weakness? What always does him in at the end?
nelson
Well, come on. Electricity. Everyone knows that. All those movies ended with that ugly bastard getting tricked into walking through some electrical high wires that ended up frying his ass.
cash
Exactly. And King Kong’s weakness is?
nelson
Women?
cash
Right. Godzilla lives in a very primal fashion, but King Kong is more human. The dude totally thinks like a man.
nelson
You mean with his dick. So what’s your point.
cash
My point? My point is that King Kong thinks like a man. Sure, it’s mostly hormonal, but he does have more human qualities than a fucking lizard. That means he is more intelligent, and could easily outthink Godzilla and lead him into some electrical lines.
nelson
OK, sure. But what if some broad in a short skirt walks by?
cash
Well, that would be an outside force being added into the situation. I’m talking about a battle only between Godzilla and King Kong.
nelson
Alright, I’ll give you that. Now what about that metal King Kong? Could Godzilla ...
The telephone rings. Both Nelson and Cash stare at the phone across the room, and then at each other. Neither one move to get up.
cash
(beat)
Fine, I’ll get it.
Cash walks across the room and picks up the phone.
cash
Mulder.